| Straight person: I support gay rights. |
| Ignorant person: Gay. |
| Straight person: No, I think you misunderstood, I am heterosexual, but I don't see anything wrong with people who aren't the same as me, I think they deserve the same respect as the rest of us. |
| Ignorant person: Faggot. You're going to hell. |
| Straight person: Kay cool, brb gonna go kick a dog. |
| Ignorant person: WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU? It's just a dog it's not hurting anybody, why are you being so cruel to it? |
| Straight person: Oh lol wow didn't know you were a dog. Freak... |
| Ignorant person: I'm not a dog... |
| Straight person: Well obviously you are, why else would you being trying to stand up for dogs if you're not a dog? |
| Ignorant person: Wow, don't you know you can stand up for something without being it? |
| Straight person: ... |
| Ignorant person: oh... |
| Straight person: Go fuck yourself. |